Taking one for the Team

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Mardi Gras is a day to release your inner fat child and let her go hog wild.
I do this every day, so this holiday isn't exactly exciting to me. I mean, sure I'll double my daily dose of ice cream and McDonald's french fries for the cause. Why not? (It took a lot of self control to not whoof down my cone before I had a chance to take a picture of the fatty dwelling inside me. She resides in my cellulite's chamber of secrets. I like to call her Berthe.)


I'm not even Catholic, but I'm sure all the saints want our help celebrating. This is, after all, leading up to the greatest day ever... the day Jesus arose from His grave. Kind of a big deal. If I can lend my part by eating an ungodly amount of carbs today, then I guess I'll take one for the team. I'm just a really good person like that.

16 comments:

Gwen @ The Bold Abode said...

Too funny...I have an outer fat child at the moment...hahaha...but not for long. Summer's coming and it will be here way too fast!

Emily Hope said...

Bahahahahahahaha! Amazing. It's great that the world has good people like you.

simply megan. said...

Hahahaha I love it!!! I will also be consuming insane amounts of food :p

Lauren said...

lol love it!

Kristen Danielle said...

Cute sunglasses!

Any holiday as an excuse to consume more food than necessary is ok with me! :)

Sarah @ 90 Percent Blonde... said...

People can't tell by looking at me but I have a fatty that lives deep, down inside of me too. She comes out 5-6 times a day lol

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Allison said...

Haha...this is so awesome! Good for you for taking one for the team. It must be hard. LOL

The Bluths said...

hahahahahahaha.... i'm so in love with those post!

lori said...

this is hilarious. love it.

stephanie said...

bahahaha LOVE it!

Jenna said...

haha I fully and whole heartedly agree with you! I mean come on, it's basically sanctioned gluttony in the name of Jesus - how can you NOT take advantage ;)

xxx
Jenna

Erin said...

LOL, Jared and I went out for Mexican and had gobs and gobs of food.... halfway through we realized it was "Fat Tuesday" so we felt a lot better about our decision ;)

miki said...

I love that you named your inner fatty! I name everything... My stomach is Otis! He also loved Fat Tuesday!

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